One day, i was randomly walking along a random corridor looking at random things and *poof* i randomly picked up a randomly written piece at a random place. who did it? i have no idea, some random guy? must be.

after i read it, i was like, OMG.




i realised it was suanning ppl from 2T18! OMG! randomly suan us, wtf right. so i shall post it here and you can flame that random guy
<------------- there (the tagboard la)

its titled yo momma, and consists of yo momma jokes obviously:

try to guess who they are suanning! MAYBE got prize

Yo momma so lame, she changed her name to zinc.

Yo momma so smelly, she worried sebas.

Yo momma so loser, she named you leonard.

Yo momma so stupid, she didn't know SEA was a word.

Yo momma so manly, she row boat

Yo momma so manly, she became hockey captain

Yo momma so noisy, she eats like Joanna

Yo momma is malaysian

Yo momma so ugly, she hide her face with her fringe

Yo momma so short, Darcie is taller than her

Yo momma so hot, make my eyes bleed

Yo momma had a nose job

Yo momma so smart, she has 3 brains

Yo momma so ugly, she look like ghost rider

Yo momma so stupid, she lost her wallet

Yo momma + Xinghao = perfect match

Yo momma so stupid cos she come from Green Ridge Secondary

Yo momma so smelly, when she and Elton stand together, Elton smells nice

Yo momma repeats what i say

Yo momma so fat, she eat 8 chicken cutlet for break

Yo momma so gay, she slept with Zinc

=O
Yo momma was pollinated and gave birth to Hwajie

Yo momma so hungry, she ate Jon's hand

Yo momma so horny, she took Arthur's hard disk



Wait, if right now, you're damn pissed, just take a look at the picture below







ain't that cute. now move along with your life :D