its class photos time!!! well rmb the teacher jsut came in randomly and said must take photos. yah so many of us no time to style hair or where nice nice. so here is us in ugly. for once we got most of the class in a photo...sad..but its true. we never manage to get all 25 of our class. oh well, better than nothing. at least it is quite funny .


count the number of open mouths..haha thats how happy we were.. like itsnt i obvious? like we open mouth is to laugh rite? but some like a certain retard in class liek to scream. or liek some who liek say hello. or liek some who just say random stuff.


next picture. the theme. show y rmost retarded and crazy look. well i think we did a bgd job. even sebas gave his sexy look. ms tay and mr wee gave the most sexy look. a simple laughter. like laughter makes the world go round. but wrong. cos according to shaun yen the world is flat. cos if a guy walks to the edge of the earth he will fall down. rmb that retarded lesson!!


is simeone a sumo wrestler? wad in the world is max doing?
weiqi kanna squash by 2 giants and a wall? well u jsut look at some of the stupid looks we all have. like the hwa, darcie and amanda.. or laughin in unisian( i dun noe how to spell. unision?)


look at selene, joanna and darcie? did zinc jsut fart? ....y got such big gap...?nigel just got wacked in the neck by a retarded guy. he looks in abit of pain. leonard ma tongue kanna sucked to the left...


save the best for the rest. thank u ms tay and gabriel!!!! for being such nice teachers to us all. we willc ertainly rmb yr lessons for the right and wrong reasons.!! T18 is the best class ever.. we may never win best class award. but we all noe that even if u give anyone in the calss a chance to change class, they wouldnt. our class is jsut the best thing . For me. i think i feel priveledge to have such a fun class. there is so much rubbish that goes on everyday. free entertainment from the beatty duo of kelvin and elton. to the sleep sleep sleep caike. to the meh meh meh leonard. to the shaun yen make fun of ppl. to the brain powers of zinc, max, olvia darcie jon. to SEBAS( how can we ever forget him) and of cos yrs truly. the attention seasker bloody basterd retarded st pats guy who doesw the most stupid stuff. in exchange for getting attention. well i love my class.



two words to describe today



CHEM AND GP was quite VERY SHITTY
so much so that only a few ppl went for night study, namely Brendon, Hwajie, Nigel, Sook Xian, Zinc.
We were very upset so we made something out of nothing(excluding the bread)
After much consideration we named it "your mother cheese pie"


THAT'S IT. when life sucks, don't emo. when life sucks, don't scold bad words. when life sucks, don't turn to the profane side of life. your mother's cheese pie is always there for you.
Tomorrow we will get back chemistry paper 3. Hopefully we won't need another of that!
good luck guys. hope this cheered you up.

I know its abit late and all but we're still gonna blog about it :D

first off. we gave zinc presents! some caterpillar and a nice photo - frame! Leonard ma got a ma that goes maaaa from us too. (kope from darcie's blog)
no photo of zinc's present yet though =/

we were supposed to go to vivo but somehow ended up at fish and co glass house. We let zinc sit at the head of the table cos he's the big guy for the day. While some ppl went ahead, four of us (brendon, nigel, Joanna and Darcie) went to buy a cake first. We saw some super cute cake with Thomas and Friends on it. The train dude, and we decided to buy it for zinc! So we went back to fish and co. and we thought of Leonard so poor thing, kena pang seh. So we javascript:void(0)all msg him happy birthday. But he didn't reply us =/



okay so we all ate fish and co, and the fish and co ppl did their birthday thing, and made zinc stand on a chair and blow out some candles with a straw. Zinc, however, was too nervous too nervous in the presence of.. us, and didn't manage to blow it out! how now brown cow? Eventually he blew out the candles one by one, and we big clap'd.

After that we stone awhile and camille and peixuan bought a huge bag of endearmints(?) and there were like 250 of them which is alot of sugar and spermicide. Yup, after that we went outside and Arthur had to go back Narnia mug and Shaun follow him with some sandwich on his bag. The rest of us walked to cineleisure and cam whore along the way cos it was a long walk. In the end, it doesn't even matter was a sian trip because there were no more movies at 5!! =/ Confirm bad luck. Anyway we stone for awhile more there before everyone went home. =(



Suddenly at 7p.m., zinc logged on msn and had the personal message "OH MY GODDDDD". I think he confirm didn't expect our super nice and cute present of the caterpillar cos it's quite gay to give a guy a soft toy caterpillar right? We give leonard ma a ma cos we call him leonard ma, but we didn't give zinc a caterpillar cos we call him zincapillar or zincater or zincaterpillar right? I think he was too shocked at our present and hence the "OH MY GODDD". He still liked the present though =) and thanked us lots. Good to know we're appreciated so thanks u back zinc! hahaha. It was fun celebrating his birthday with him, but because of school time we didn't manage to make it a big thing which sucks, we'll do a better job next year ^^ confirm promise you gurantee plus chop.

SOOO. After selene's birthday celebration and the treasure hunt and all that, we gave her the present. It was a huge sweet like thing that was not a sweet at all but the thoughts that we put into it was quite sweet so overall its a sweet..?



inside the sweet was actually a hair straightener cos her hair isn't very straight.

okay on to the lantern part. It was reeeeaaaaaallly fun. We had sparklers and lanterns and candles and birthday candles and newspapers and the playground! The sparklers were dangerous as hell. While swinging them innocently as kids, the top parts of the sparklers would fly off WHILE STILL SPARKLING and in spontaneous, random motion (meaning you don't know which sparkler and when it will fly off). The sparklers were crazy, and so was brendon. crazy sparkler + crazy brendon = much chaos. So we didn't play with the sparklers much.

Crazy Sparklers :


Lanterns! Look at all the pretty colours. everyone chose a lantern, and i picked green lantern cos he's too good too good. we took chopsticks from sook xian's house and put the lanterns on them and walked around the place! Darcie did some acting to scare sum innocent kids around the block and it was funny ha. ha. None of the lanterns caught fire except for Hwa's lantern because he said, "Look, my lanterns cannot burn one hahahahaha" then it caught fire. Hwa threw it into a bush and xinghao whacked it with his slipper until the fire went out! We were all laughing like crazy when it was done. Finally we took a picture with us spinning the lanterns around.



We spam candles everywhere and the playground looked really pretty when we were done. We pasted candles on every surface we could find, right side up, upside down, sideways and frontways. There was also some spinning chair that auto-accelerates and gets you really dizzy. So we attacked the chair with candles and pasted its rim with lots of candles and spun it around. It was too cool and the flames were sexy. We burn newspapers to make smoke signals and roll on floor laughing lots of the time.




Sometime after the candles on the spinning chair burnt out, we went to spin on it. The chair is some f'd up shit. It auto accelerates and you can't see crap after you get on it and it starts spinning. I went on it and couldn't stop. When it stopped i couldn't walk. When i could walk i had headache. =( Hwa went on it and couldn't stop, when it couldn't stop he said help~~ help~~. When he stopped he couldn't walk. When he couldn't walk he fell down. When he fell down all of us rofl'd. Story continues with Xinghao and Zinc. But omg it was such fun hahahaha

spin chair :


unfortunately only me and zinc were captured on camera =/ hwa's was the best though =)
Well, thus concludes our day of fun, and we all hurried and cleaned up our mess, scratched off the wax and threw away the news paper. Then we went up to SX house and was like hellllo we going home liao. then we went home! From all of us : thanks for letting us use your house SX! cos it was really fun and your playground is awesome hahaha



coming soon : zinc's birthday

as the above said. 'Appy b'day selene!
on 14th september 2008, a few of us gathered together and said omgshit its selene's birthday soon must have something to do. the day before we rushhh to plan smth. Brendon's smart self came up with the idea of playing tennis, and he'd already asked a few ppl to play before this, so those few ppl became the planning committee.

Okay so when sunday came selene went to tuition/church and so... (?) ya.
The rest of us said : meet at tiong bahru plaza at 12 so we can make preparations! We had lunch, bought a cake and a present and waited and waited and waited for camille and zinc and waited and waited for joanna and peixuan cos they extr__ so go subway and eat. Guess the word! ans at the btm

anyway here is said caike cake:



next we went to the bus stop to take bus to sook xian's house. 'Twas a cool house went we went there, cos alot of cool ppl =) okay so we reached there and it was 2:30. we booked the court at 3 o clock so we played Taboo for half an hour. Camille lost cos she too bad too bad, and Joanna kept laughing at the card without saying anything (Joanna hello?). Yup, so after our short spastic taboo round, we went down for some short spastic tennis. At the tennis court, we saw a short spastic girl on the bridge and immediately knew it was selene. so we said hello selene!!
here's the tennis

camille is trying to sing a song on the tennis court?
sook xian show u her backside
joanna bless sook xian
wth?

After tennis we went to bathe and finish up the last minute preps for selene's surprise ~ although it wasn't really a surprise. I think what we did is more surprising than the birthday cake surprise because it was.. u see later. so, we sing happy birthday selene in english and chinese but we dunno the malay version cos hwa dun want to teach us.
Here's how it goes : selamat jadi hari (repeat 4x)



After that we played more Taboo and camille lost again, and after that we went to bathe and make more last min preps for the really surprising part! okay so the girls went to bathe in sook xian's house and the guys went to bathe at the public toilets downstairs because sx's house doesn't have 7 toilets like janelle Brendon's house. After the bathing, we went back up and started watching Herbie which was boring shit, so we wanted to change to Harold n Kumar, but Hwa was racist and didn't want to watch Kumar. Also sx's innocent nephews were there and we couldn't have all the bad stuff polluting them. So we settled for The Love Guru. It was really funny, and we had fun watching it over dinner. Ian (her nephew) also came out to play, and for some screwed up reason said Xing Hao is the best, all the rest are mischievous. But in the end i brainwashed him into saying that I am the best in the whole wide world, and then he gave me a hug :3
hahahaha




After eating, we started our surprise event which is : make selene walk around the condo finding paper. Here's how it goes, we write clues on the paper, and then one will lead to the next, and eventually to the present. There were 10 in total, but selene lost one by throwing it into a random hole o_O We passed her the first clue as we were going down to play lanterns - and it began.
The route went :
SX house -> ping pong table -> swimming pool -> tennis court -> playground -> another one at the playground -> vending machine -> boys' toilet -> post box -> SX house
10 stations in total, and selene was really lousy at finding the clues because she can walk past a clue without seeing it O_O
I think it was really fun overall though because it was planned by fun and cool people, and so i think its really quite cool and fun.
Here's the highlight of the treasure hunt : selene and joanna in the boys toilet =O



This is a really long post so i'll put the lantern festival part up tomorrow okay? =) thanks for being understanding!

p.s. the answer to the above question was extremely hungry

BONUS!!
who's this? tag your answer : winner gets a grain of rice from joanna



yesterday was the last day of the prelim exams, and to prevent any stonning, there was intensive planning the day be4 at lido. and luckily everything ran smoothly to plan abit some stonning here and there.

heres the outline of what happen:
1)exam finish stone outside exam hall, stone at toilet, then stone at foyer, then stone at bus stop
2) the badminton ppl went to orchard to look at rackets, while the cyclign ppl and some badminton ppl went to brendon house first.
3) at brendon house, after the damn long long walk, they just played all the random stuff. then eat some tibbits and waited for the rain to stop.
4) then walk to the bus stop and take bus to parkway, on the way the badminton drop at comuntiy centre to met the otehr badminton ppl.while the rest went to parkway parade.
5) i was part of the cycling group, so i cant realli say much about what the badminton grp did. erm sorri
6) for the cycling grp, we went to parkway and stone at the directory, we were thinking jack place, sakae or swenson. and in the end we chose fish n co.
7) then after that we went to walk to east coast beach and then go cycle.
8) but we had 2 ppl who cannot cycle. so must order double bikes.

here are the pictures with the captions.

when we reached the beach, it was time to first have a family pic, of papa brendon and his 7 daughters and 2 sons.


a closer look at our effort!!! 3 ppl and yet we could not impart our cycling skills to darcie.., oh well.


sock (in green) learned how to ride, although she was crashing into things any moment, but darice(in red) well, we tried all we could, but somehow she could not balance herself,but at least it was the effort that counted.



we are the biker gang!!! haha. this was at the jetty, where ppl were staring at us taking photos...of cos we stoned be4 taking the photos!!


an explosion as we changed from the biker gang to the crazy gang!!


camille wanted to show how pro she was of being able to ride a bike and take pictures so this is the outcome of her skill....but we rode very far veryfar...past the wakeboarding part until the foodcourt. where we stone for a while. then peixuan and sock want to go toilet but must pay 10 cent, they dun want. so papa brendon gave 20 cent for his 2 daughters to go toilet.

While we were all studying for prelim.. yesterday we had a nice break. to celebrate lim xingao bday!!! so here is a pic stori..i shall not bore u all down with details because most of u all went to celebrate his bday. so here is for some memories..haha
WHIP CREAM!!



blowing balloons before xignhao comes out. quite a good pic capturing all our hardwork in trying to surprise xinghao!!


here xinghao nice and clean.... before he underwent major transformation!! and do u see that thing on his middle finger..well i shall not say what it is.. but he is 18.. and it is something he should learn...haha.. ( just for some info...it is quite smelly.....)



pour xingao. i dun noe wad to say. this was just the tip of the iceberg. the smell was terrible ..... with deoderant.. whip cream and black forest cake. wow.... the smell was like vomit.


well this is the ppl who came.. thnx u all guys for coming to celebrate xinghao bday even though we gave u all very little time to get ready. but im sure u all ejoyed the SHOW!!


well xinghao was tossed into the water..but then zinc kanna push( i shal not sabo who push him) well the 2 had a great time swimming.. cos they couldnt come out.. oh wel..


well i noe damn short..but rmb prelim is coming.. everyone we have to mug..if not we become a cup. and if we becoem a cup then we cannot have luck( it rhymes..?) and no luck means no blood( it rhymes.. or does it) and no blood. means we die.. and that = ggxxyyzz.....gd night guys as i report back to the kingdom of closet muggers NARNIA