k report stuff time.

today was ben and jerry's free cone day.
ok. FREE
as expected of singaporeans, there was über long queue. ya so in the end we eat subway -.- eat fresh

next, is a stupid part. me, brendon and elton go beach road and buy our tinggi things.

here is a list of the things
fire starter
tinder
black nylon thread
black braided nylon
whistle
compass(SMALL SIZE)
fishing kit with box.
utility wire
sewing needle
magnifying glass
signal mirror
HEAVY DUTY aluminium foil


it was damn stupid cos we couldn't find ANYTHING. ya like, the shop keepers understand less english than kelvin ok. so they look at the list and say: what the hell is utility wire and tinder? so we end up walking everywhere. if we plot our journey on a map, it'll remind you of caike : disgusting. ok so we walk like 108293501297834km and we ended up in a fishing shop. for what? to buy HOOKS. ya HOOKS. by that time we were quite frustrated and pissed already. luckily the shopkeeper finally spoke english. but here is what he said

"what are you fishing for?"

like hell i will know. fish la. like those you see on your plate at night, you know? didn't help that the list ask for freaking 4 HOOKS. wth. like the shop sells only 100 hooks in a box. ok then when we finally settled that we cried with happiness.



yea like xinghao.

aiyah.

now for sadder stuff.
brendon's ipod got confiscated and he was bent on suaning peixuan.

lol brendon was singing the song and making everyone laugh.
btw, mrs sng took the ipod. the one that lecture us for GP
so brendon took out a receipt from his wallet and starting writing a song
song:
YOU TOOK MY IPOD, YOU ____________
YOU OLD ________, GO ___ IN ____
I ____ YOU, YOU _____ OF _____

confirm need anger management

haha , you can ask us for the full thing in class
but now, just to rub it in.



:D

"Without music, life would be an error" - Friedrich Nietzsche

PEI XUAN!!!!!!

i am damn piss with u.....my ipod, the one that allows me to listen to my daily needs of screamo music is gone. kanna confiscated for 1 week. Just one day before i go survivor tingi. I dont noe whether to scold u or just forgive u. But brendon is such a nice guy that i dont basturd the person. If u were like caike , then the case will be diff. When i get my ipod..hopefully it is still in working condition, but till that day..i will still be damn piss with u. Everytime see u , it reminds me of my ipod. U say scold u. But i dont see a point, cant change anything. DOnt need buy me new ipod, i feel bad if like that. u r not the onli one guilty, got ppl like darcie, joanna..but they were not caught when they had the ipod. I very scared of passing my stuff to u liao....Next time i see u..i will just scream " MY IPOD..."

PS>>> im so emo that i dont feel like putting any pic on this entry... i am just piss with u....

as you all might know, we went brendon's house after the flyer thing on sat. those who weren't there, curious right? kk its up to ur beloved gp rep to report on it :D

first : we stone at hdb flat and take photo with gaybriel gabriel. (sorry write wrong) as you guys can see in the post below


most of the ppl here went, cept weiqi and jon.

2nd: we go mamashop and buy balls. ya like small balls that bounce high, we went crazy cos it was 20cents, 2good2good. btw we found a random pig on the floor on the way. so we played with it and then left it there to rot. quite funny.


i know y'all love dis pic. but here's the real pig




and those two are the bouncy balls. we left it on the floor in case some orphans wanted it. (we left the stuffed toy pig)

then we went brendon's house which is über-huge.
some facts about his house:
his mom designed it
its expensive
its big
its huge
there are birds hanging around
it has 8 toilets
it has walk-in wardrobes bigger than my room
his beds have flynets
there are lots of food. (esp pau)
he has two maids
he has a forest outside
there are two open air toilets
there is a leonard horse on the staircase landing
there are cool holes with grilles that is useful for taking photo.
his roof has a stony path which is good for pregnant women.. o_O
its big
its huge

this is one of the holes with grilles, there are two.


ok. then we listen carefully and this is wat ppl say

selene: lets take photo
darcie : fresh meat wah ur house damn big la
angshen : fresh protein ya its damn big
arthur : cooonfirm must watch man utd vs chelsea
brendon : confirm
selene : lets take photo
xinghao : i think i sell my house also cannot pay for your bird
darcie : wah the cup got sound hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hwajie : shit xia. liddat onli laf until liddat. no wonder u and hilmi..
selene : lets take photo
zinc : hello?
nigel : hello?

selene : haha, cool! lets take photo
sook xian: i'm not sock
xinghao : i want to marry your maid
elton : when you eat the pau, got that shuo bu chu sebas de taste.
joanna : i want go toilet
selene : lets take group photo


ya so that's basically wat they thought.

then we went to his playhouse and play asshole taiti and piano and did random things

next came the good food.
ya, like really good food.




envy us.

i would show you guys the awesome pau and the pau competitions that came with it. but i don't have it unfortunately. you can ask me for it in class :D

but here's a hint at how xinghao felt



ok so halfway through our pau dinner, brendon and arthur went to watch the man utd match at some restaurant, leaving us on our own. so we went back to his "playhouse" (yes, he has a house dedicated to playing) and we continued playing piano and cards and yes, bridge. jon would be proud.

then came the end of our day. it was really fun.

serious stuff : thanks brendon and brendon's mom and dad for letting us go to your place and messing it up and being noisy and rowdy and everything. we're grateful!

not-so-serious stuff: thanks for inviting us to go again

side note: brendon's parents were super nice to us, thanks again. and brendon was unusually guai. :-O

so around 10 p.m. we finished up everything and most of us left for kembangan mrt, but we all ended up taking bus cos we all had direct bus o_O

yea. that's basically it. we were all damn high and it was fun. so you guys who didn't join us *hint hint KELVIN*.. too bad

ok that's it.
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p.s. we're not THAT gay.. right?




































seems like everyone is losing. hockey lose, volleyball lose, basketball lose, soccer lose, tennis lose, judo lose, bowling lose. sounds like we are losers. but actually, we are not. why? cos we 2good2good.



ok. so like the frog (we shall name him trevor) we will thrash other ppl.

Trevor is Neville Longbottom's pet toad in the Harry Potter series. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor)

so i shall vent my anger...i shall listen to screamo music now on, i promise i wont tell lame stuff...i promise i wont scream.. i promise...not. I going to do just that. I should have wack a ball straight at his head. He doesnt deserve to play tennis. He can be those machines, where he just feeds ball . He just sux. I cant stand him, and if i ever see him again...well...i will be like too good.

BTW>>>if that person reads this .plz have no hard feelings. its just that i have smth against faggort players

i think i know why we blog. cos we want attention. attention is good for you. keep you awake in class. let you listen to what teacher say. so you all should come and give us more attention. ya. really. like.



and also we damn lame. cos we old alr. abit like arthur. then omg lame like darcie. but we entertain you right? know how i know?




ya la.


ok enough pictures for today.
now for a lesson. repeat after me. listen carefully.

I MIGHT COULD SHOULD WILL BLOG NICE STUFF NOW ON

say it all over again.







i was talking to brendon just now and he say. lets just spam the blog with class photos. anyway its quite boring to spam all the photos right! so i decided to do abit of brendon's job which is to suan all the ppl in class. so ah. here are some photos that i can suan you guys abt.

first is leonard ma.
dunno what the hell is wrong with him or his finger. maybe like wiwichau got a lame finger.
or maybe gallop too much then sprain that finger. or maybe he suck that finger while sleeping, but he like to show it off.

see. (sorry arthur)

and again(its beside caike)


and again. dunno who he point at also. made selene sad =(


i ask simeon wat he thought of it.

then he show this

so i ask shaun what he thought.



"leonard has a sad sad life"

when we ask leonard abt his feelings, guess what he say.

ya la.

what did you expect man.

ok enough of leonard liao.

when you see the next thing, don't be too surprised ok.
its unbelievable, but when we match these two ppl together, they look so alike that its freaking incomprehensible.

just look.





wth right? i couldn't believe it too.

ok i better not make too many enemies. wait a flower ride a horse come and whack me

camille: of course hwa is better looking



kk brendon will do the suan-ing and i will report on what lame stuff we do in class today. today we write a lame story. it's damn lame cos it reads "lame story". even selene say its lame. so it must really be quite lame.

here it is:

Lame Story
On 17th april 2008, everyone was sleeping in class. Even Zinc. Wth. So Brendon damn pissed. he say, "you all sleep like pig, i hate pig." and he walked off. As he was leaving the class, he swung open the door too hard, and it slam hard against the boy face. Then brendon screamed "hip hip hooray" Then he returned to the class. but everyone never wake up. So he took the boy hockey stick and started whacking his head. Then after the boy started saying random stuff, "i want sock myself, I'm a pretty girl. Yupi Gummi. Bear ooh scary." Then she died of fright. Then brendon kiss zinc and zinc wake up like a sleeping zinc. Zinc say, "i was under the spell of sock. Can't wake up until a pig hater kiss my zincky face. and hwahwa was a flower. and darcie is hil-ing-mi. Then hwa jie woke up, and took off his shirt, using the boy pen knife, cut out one of his abs and ate it. Then he said, "Camille camille, why u die. I love dead boys, now u make me love you. wtf xia." Then selene wake up and dance para-para and go back to sleep, and angshen eat protein. Suddenly, shaun yen walk into class and say I PES D ARH. then darcie happy, cos her name start with D. Yes, you join my team. Then sook xian say, "you got helmi wad" but darcie dao her. so sock damn piss. she tear brendon maths notes. Brendon damn piss. He take tennis racket and sliced off sock's head. Then shaun yen juggle the sock head and volley out of the window. Arthur say too good too good and chase shaun around the class. He got pissed and shout i'm KING kwan TEK OK. NOT TEK kwan but KWAN TEK. Hello nice to meet you, coooooooooooooonfirm. Elton then jump on him like a xiao bai tu and say. I hate Taiwan, cos they hate rabbit. But leonard say that they love horse, so he jump on Elton. Then Kelvin say, I want ride horse, and jump on leonard. Then sebas say, "Kelvin kelvin~~" and jump in. Then all jump in. and it became a taupok. Caike ate the taupok. and had diarrhoea.

k you can see la. its wtf. so right, we're not the writers, cos we not lame until 70s or 80s.

anyway we ask ppl what was their favourite part of the story. turns out
caike: when shaun kick sock's head out the window
darcie:when my name came out
selene: when my name came out
sook xian: when caike ate the taupok
camille: When hwajie started loving me When shaun juggle sock sebas head and kick it out the window. Oh shit, was it you sook xian? sorry sorry.
hwa: when i fall in love with camille
zinc : wth

so its quite obvious who likes who which part of the story ok.

lastly, www.wikipedia.com for all those who worship zinc need to know information.

p.s. top of the world by carpenters ^______________________________________^

I think im crazy. My daily supplements are: soccer, screamo music( blessthefall, alesana,escape the fate,) and just lame jokes. AS sebas says,: i'm the lamest guy i ever met in this world. I dont think i am lame, probably will when i am in my 70s or 80s, but till that day my leg can still move. My GP teachers says i am childish. But am I? he scolded elton stupid and lame, and elton was damn piss about it. he bitch all about it before our econ common test. But heck that. I think being childish means that when i grow up, i can say that i had a fun childhood, and not those sad child hood. ITs quite sad if u have a sad childhood, cos it means that whenu were young, u had no money to buy a jacket, that had a hood. Imagine, u as a child, wearing your jacket/raincoat into the rain, and other children have hoods to cover your head, but u dont. thats wad i define as sad childhood. I think school sux's cos i have to freaking change sit every week. I noe i am hyperactive, but we are 18 years old. DO we still need grownups to dictact where we sit. I sat everywhere, and mades friends wih people everywhere. perhaps its cos im too lame, or that i am just crazy, and just a funny guy



My new sitting arangment is so much better than the old one. Wait let me tell u about my sitting arrangements. FRom sitting at the back of the class with kelvin and MAAAAAAA, to sitting next to under the sea and the boy...to sitting next to mr quiet boy ang shen. to next to sebas( confirm he damn good, too good) to now next to nigel and socks. My new seat entitles me to having my socks repaired everyday, going under the sea, stealign the boys stuff..and her happiness, to having my own zinkipedia, have my two pw mates( one has 6 packs..so if u hungry u can eat him... the other is 80% of the time in dreamland.. dreaming about 15. ) NOt forgetting, it unites me with kelvin and MAAAAAA. Chaos will soon return to the class.



Every tutorial i am scolded by teachers .MR ho says i am a bloody fool, who is good onli when i do work. HE thinks i am a ganster( long story). He says i disturb the class( i have to agree), but without me , shaun yen or kelvin...i think our class would be damn sian/xian, PEople will be bloody nerds, and our class with all the smart people ( cos from young they eat smarties) will not be fun. Mr Wee ( aka ZARA) whom we name this blog after thinks that i am childish. I think he is just cool. His from rjc, so he probably never met ppl liek me from st pats. I think i adequately represent a st pats boy. St pats makes everyone a better men. It changed my life. IT ruined my life. I am always making those stupid voices and laughter, which i think is so bloody cool. I think his lessons are the most fun. i get too mingle around the class, and do weird stuff. He cites zara as his fav place to shop. and cos of that i am going to where zara for my grad night, haha..i would wear yellow cos its his fav colour( but i wont cos..yellow yellow dirty fellow.. and im not dirty..cos i bath).



THis is additive, but i have to stop. NIgel will have his say. But he is probably sleeping now. THis blog is officially open, its my first entry cos i feel damn random now. Maybe when i less random i will stop blogging, but till that day i will leave up to my name cos.. bREndon rhymes with Random.