yestedauy some of us went for the nyaa environmental stuff. so here r soem photos plsu some mroe from racial harmony day.


the nyaa environmental photo.it was quite fun being facils..yah so here we the facils pose in front of the gate to narnia.


finally.everything is over. everyone is just glad that the whoel thing is over. we r just shocked that we all have done a pretty good job.(ps: for brendon grp. he taught his group how to play poh poh kay with a twist.there is now poh poh gee. ahha. they ttot i was crazy. i told them i was retarded.)


help us!!we are trapped under the rain.noo. actually i think we all look retarded.


we have all become camwhores. all camwhores plz feel proud about yourself.it feels great when one is a camwhore.


self explanatory. we all look retarded in this photo.just the way we should always be.


we tried doing stupid stuff..and i guess we did not noe wad we were doign. but this is just random photo..just random. the reason i put it here is because i felt random and so decieded to put a random photo.



class photo..t18 spirit..this was the best photo i could find..cos the rest either got ppl damn blur or ppl look funny. but lets enjoy this photo...t18 spirit!!



camille," omg.is that wad i think it is.omg"
hwa:" yes ..it is wad u thik it is"
camille:"how do u noe wad im thinking"
hwa," wad else do u thinka about"
camiille:" i dun noe wad to say"

k racial harmony day...pics ..once i get all..then i can write some stuff about them ..inretesting and funny stuff.and of cos random and lame ones..


.i cant believe how unlucky i am today. i have to make the sound when everyone is about to end.lol. thnx alot peixuan for jynxing me. count myself unlucky for being so loud. so here is me..committing suicide with that pink penknife that has become part of my body.



hi.im a satay seller.want to satays?? in return u must join the chee hom club.....backside.


rmb..the jumping photos..this is me and xinghow tryong to recapture the event. but somehow the photographer didnt noe how to count properly.and it ended up like this. anyway better than nothing. jsut me and my toilet buddy.



this photo occured..cos ms tay not happy that i took pic of her without her smiling..so we ended up taking all the pics together.. look how we all look..so young and its like we all r in a darlie commercial showing our pearly white teeths.




omg ..hwa jie..wad have all tghe proteins done to u..u now have 3 brains..and that means camille is damn happy...(if u dun noe y..read the chee hom post) i shall not be sick..but this is realli damnn sick..and he is touching them...omg..


racial harmony day..wad a great event..of cos our class was special. here it goes.but first on behalf of the boys...WE ARE SORRY MS FAN THAT WE PISS YOU OFF TODAY. OUR CLASS AT TIMES CAN BE BAD, BUT WE NEVER MEANT IT.WE ARE A CAREFREE CLASS WITH SOME OUTSPOKEN PEOPLE. ALSO, SOME OF US TEND TO BE ABIT CRAZY SOMETIMES, AND WE LOSE SENSE OF WHAT WE ARE DOING. SO FROM ALL THOSE WHO SHOUTED TODAY AT YOU, WE SINCERELY APOLOGIZE THAT WE HAVE SPOILT YOUR DAY AND THAT WE PROMISE THAT WE WILL NOT DO THE SAME THING AGAIN.

ok. racial harmony. what a great way to start the day with getting lock out of the class. then we had to endure 2h of painful cat walk and speeches. but t18 has always been an unique class. with such a wide range of personalities..from the guai ones to the crazy ones to the retarded ones. well, so of cause, we had our t18 crazy. ppl call us the gangster class r we realli ganster.? nah..we jsut r ppl who want to make our jc life exicting..

time to blog again..its been a long time and a couple of things have happened.
firstly. we had a class outing to watch batman last thurs..the opening day.as usual. the class split up when we went to eat lunch. we decided to draw lots to see who sit next to who, and guess wad? i dun noe if someone tampered with it. beca
use..ended up like...all the girls sat together in the middle, while the boys sat at the side.onli unlucky brendon sat between the 4 girls i think. batman was a long exciting movie.. well..the joker was jsut brilliant, he was like damn zhai. then after the movie...everyone was saying " why so serious.." lol...and brendon wants to be the joker.cos he thinks he is crazy. he carries this pink pen knife everywhere, even when he goes toilet,( rite xinghao..n r u happy that i spelled yr name correct.)



lurve this mask. he looks like a retard. but damn style. but they all damn stupid..all got backstab in the end.




batman, scarecrow and joker..so sexy rite. haha...they all seem to do the hitler salute..with the right hand. n again its damn person with those colourful nails. who is that person.?




1-why so serious?
2-welcome to a word without rules
3-out of the darkness,comes the knight
4-can you avenge evil and not become it?

look at my sexy body..so sexy.. i go gym everyday....and drink protein.. u noe why i wear purple? i cant tell u..cos i also dun noe.i not the creater. but my reason why the joker wears purple..is that cos the creater decided to dress him in purple lah..duh..


its sad to see him die.. but look at those lovely scars...u noe that u reminded me o fmy father.



i feel sexy...look at my sexy makeup.. y does the joker where make up? cos he wants to be a girl. thats y he can laugh like ......hahahahhihihihfasfasfasjfasjfsa.



this is batman and joker son. its called bater.



u want sexy nurses..it doesnt get better than this guy. he is so sexy...(the person with the colour nails will be nodding its head....)


thats brendon bottle..but whose nails r those..? such delicate fingers, thnx to the long hours of filling them. a clue.." mention the word backside..and the person gets horny."




well i leave this to yr imagination. its quite a sick pic. there is a " thing" and a "flower" wad do those have in common..????hmmm. use the tagboard to ans.

SO OKAY. I BLOG.

today we play bball interclass. we thrash them 36-9, sounds like gang name, we're not gangsters, but half of our players are from St. margarets and Beatty
anyway, good work ppl =)

BUT AH
THE FUN PART AH
COMES LATER.

after the game, blah blah, we somehow start talking about pee.

Sook Xian : "Do guys wash hand after they pee?"

DUH. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE? OF COURSE WE WASH HANDS

Sook Xian : "But my nephew doesn't, cos someone holds his pee pee for him, so he doesn't have to wash hand."

FIRST IMAGE THAT CAME INTO MY HEAD

hahaha.


Sook Xian : "When u small, also someone hold for u right?"

uh... not really. i sit on the toiletbowl if i couldn't reach the urinal (ok wtf)

Sook Xian : "OMG U CAN SIT AND PEE?"



... of course la.

Sook Xian :


Us :


Sook Xian:



Uh, ...

Darcie : I thought it follows Projectile Motion?

Yea it does, but the pressure isn't THAT high.

Camille : why are we talking about pee.

Sook Xian : I NEVAR KNEW U COULD SIT AND PEE :OOOOO. (she starts getting excited
SO HOW DO YOU CHOOSE WHEN TO SIT AND WHEN TO STAND?

well, if i'm gonna shit, i'll sit, but if not or if i'm in a rush, i'll stand!

Sook Xian : Huh, why don't you all just sit down all the time then?

Because its troublesome to take our pants off and put them back on when we can just open a hole in our pants >_>

Darcie : i see.

Xinghao : Camille u cheehong(horny)

Conclusion : we can sit or stand =)

waaaait there's more interesting talks from today, i'll post it again sometime!

and i think we all need a bit of agent smith


my gd friend asks me to blog about his presentation during the nyaa thing. sho, i shall rise up to the occasion ^_____________^

so it goes like this, the woman trainer says :

wat probs will you have as a facil? pls list kk.

so we listed it out quite nicely, and wooo



Brendon teh destroyer presenter!

as you can see our poster quite funny, we wrote lots of shit like no respect, talking amongst ourselves, basically what we do in class.
So brendon spoke about the poster right, his first sentence is:
"hi, my name is Brendon and i'm abit crazy"


everyone just stone for 5 seconds then laugh. our table was better, stone for 2 seconds then we start banging table and laughing already.

That was when Brendon began "The Speech."
"As you can see, we have thought of many problems.............. Thank you"

Quite impressive, and he went abit crazy during the speech. telling grandmother story and everything. Even the trainer say : that boy over there, has a good sense of humour!
whoaomg
brendon, u too good, now your craziness affects so many people. our presentation is the only one which wasn't boring shit.

also, when we broke up into groups to discuss why we were attending this crap, after we all said for NYAA and CIP etc.
mr. crazy:



wtf! we laugh :D

hahahaha nice one brendon, be crazy forever!



OH YA, i found this on youtube, and its so fitting for the last picture of the last post =)


gdnite ppl ^^

before u read. let me tell u wad suan is: suan is the very act of mocking someone in a funny and humorous way with no intention to piss the person off( dun understand..let me explain. how can your pee be so strong that it can push the person away.????) to master the art of suanning. u have to be retarded. crazy. and just be creative. how to be creative??( the easiest way is buy an mp3 player, not ipod brand, but creative brand). and how do u choose your targets. do u choose someone who u r close to..or someone whom u barely talk to. the answer. is that u suan the person whom u get the most cheap trill out. yah. like i always suan some ppl..co si noe they noe that i am liek that, that i dun meen wad i say, so i not afraid. well sometimes. i do push my luck...like cutting queue, when bro paul is there. i get cheap trill when i cut queue when bro paul is staring at me..? yah retarded rite..? i was damn happy when he rmb my name. retarded rite.. hah..k enough bullshit...( cos i human shit onli) here is the suanning...







angle of incidence=angle of reflection.... ms tay should be proud. actually. it was just me damn bored.so i took my ipod..flip it around. and jsut took picture. of wad i saw. but somehow..manage to take a pic. i cant say much...ask leonard ma...to tell u wad the picture shows...


ppl have always said that my eye damn big. so now i give evidence to show that my eye damn big. does not make sense rite. cos i also dunno wad i saying. but i think my eye quite cool. i rmb someone say if i girl. my eyes damn good. but sorri..i rather stay a boy, unlike the (boy) in our class who acts like a girl.



let me explain to u the meaning of sad childhood. this picture shows my gd fren playing with toys. does he have sad childhood? maybe never.cos the stable, onli got hay for him to play with, so maybe he got sad childhood. also..maybe last time his parents buy for him the jacket, got no hood, cos horse cant wear hood. sorri leonard.. i doing it for fun onli.mine. mine. mine. mine. po po kay.!!!






sleeping during lect. i dun noe wad to blog about. so i put this pic here.so that got more pics. haha. but realli. our class damn united. one for all..all for one. one sleep..then the rest sleep. hah. i just wrote an entrey tat does not makes sense.. i feel zhai.





caike. i am probably the most irritating person u ever met. so u should be happy. cos u may never meet anyone as crazy as me next time. u will rmb me suanning u for a long time. let me refresh yr mem.i play the same song again and again( saosin-voices, mcr-cancer..i let u have a very cool name..wang caike retainee ,,not bad u noe..got number and year some more.)






here is the sexy elton. love his body. it is so sexy. well u noe that god ensured that everything got balance rite. so when u r sexy u have to be smelly. look at those preety muscles, how much sweat have come out of those sweat glands. well so if u want to be sexy, ask elton.. he will tell u, but u have to end up being smelly liek him.( i have managed to survive it..so i think u should be able to. elton = think about wad happen in tingi..the strip dance at night from me.)


k..lets c how many of u can guess properly who this person is ...?


the night after gp paper. where we celebrated 4 bdays with 2 cakes. yes cakes...not caike. look how family lookign we look. aiya..self explainary, im just spouting nonsense.


sleeping in class. no good. but dont u think from the back they look like a couple?. haha. guess whose those pokemon are...? one is a "boy" and the other is a girl.


i will not say whose legs these are. cos i will be in trouble if i say whose they belong too. but the reason for putting these picuture because i find it random. like rubbish surrounding her leg.


our class present to lao da. just to remind some of you how stupid we looked last year.




look at the picture. it raises a question of whether that is a boy or a girl. in the past she was a girl. she had beautiful long hair , with pretty eyes, and girly features. but now. wad happen??. big eyes. so much white hair.and likes emo music..well should we have a survey..? maybe we shoudl... like whether camille should have long hair or short hair. haha.sorri camille( i rpomise to plug more white hair in class. but cant help it if i take more than 1 minute.cos i got this shaky hand problem. )




u look at this picture and you think there is nothing wrong. but look carefully. its liek joanna nad nigel are posing for the camera. then suddenly got one crazy guy appear. yes. i shall suan myself. i look so extra in this photo. actually, i am trying to play a murderer who is about to kill the smurf. who has no idea that there is someone behind her. its like im the ghost from shutter. k i suan myself. so my friends should be happy now.







batam. remember this night guys. the night we realli tao pok each other. u got to feel sorry for darcie who was like under 15 of us plus. well. i cant suan her.(but if u guys noe me well. u will noe wad i would be suanning .dunno then ask zstre.



i promised not to suan my 3 gd frens. but the rest of ppl i can still suan. well, nothing else makes this blog interesting. i shall think of the most stupid things tat ppl do in class day, until


.

this is damn random. got this place at taka i think when i saw it with my friends. dman stupid. realli its damns stupid.

One day, i was randomly walking along a random corridor looking at random things and *poof* i randomly picked up a randomly written piece at a random place. who did it? i have no idea, some random guy? must be.

after i read it, i was like, OMG.




i realised it was suanning ppl from 2T18! OMG! randomly suan us, wtf right. so i shall post it here and you can flame that random guy
<------------- there (the tagboard la)

its titled yo momma, and consists of yo momma jokes obviously:

try to guess who they are suanning! MAYBE got prize

Yo momma so lame, she changed her name to zinc.

Yo momma so smelly, she worried sebas.

Yo momma so loser, she named you leonard.

Yo momma so stupid, she didn't know SEA was a word.

Yo momma so manly, she row boat

Yo momma so manly, she became hockey captain

Yo momma so noisy, she eats like Joanna

Yo momma is malaysian

Yo momma so ugly, she hide her face with her fringe

Yo momma so short, Darcie is taller than her

Yo momma so hot, make my eyes bleed

Yo momma had a nose job

Yo momma so smart, she has 3 brains

Yo momma so ugly, she look like ghost rider

Yo momma so stupid, she lost her wallet

Yo momma + Xinghao = perfect match

Yo momma so stupid cos she come from Green Ridge Secondary

Yo momma so smelly, when she and Elton stand together, Elton smells nice

Yo momma repeats what i say

Yo momma so fat, she eat 8 chicken cutlet for break

Yo momma so gay, she slept with Zinc

=O
Yo momma was pollinated and gave birth to Hwajie

Yo momma so hungry, she ate Jon's hand

Yo momma so horny, she took Arthur's hard disk



Wait, if right now, you're damn pissed, just take a look at the picture below







ain't that cute. now move along with your life :D

Jul 8, 2008

how life changed for brendon

9:16 PM

okay. now i shall talk about how life has changed for brendon!!! u noe they say jc is an memorable time for anyone. and i have to agree with this statement. how funny life has changed. i can say jc to me is seen as 3 parts. 1st 3 months. jc1. and jc 2.

orientation. our house won. i dun rmb much. i rmb camille and michele being crazy and damn enthu tats all.

those from first intake probably dun rmb.cos i was emo. yes the quiet not hyperactive boy. i still rmb the first time i realsie i was quite emo.( max, andrew, shaun, kelvin were talking sports day stuff. i hadnt warmed up at that tiem. so i just sat there dman quiet.then when we were going to leave, i rmb max turning to me and saying i didnt realsie u were even here.) yah lif efor me in 1st 3 months sucked.it sucked like hell. i was emo. i was close to soon siang.who is abit like me when i am not full high.I HATED 1ST 3 months. some ppl tot i was from china. some tot i was some loner. in fact i have to say i am tat way to ppl who i dun noe for long time. i dun want to scare them with my highness on first day of school.



the first calss otuing i went to after 1st 3 months. probably xinghow will rmb. hannibal rising. it realli was a time where i was just the normal quite dude in class. but its refreshing to see how we looked back then,


my frist 2 gd frens in cj. i will always rmb the memories. the funny tiems.and the stupid stuff, thnx for making j1 special.

so came jc1. it was all the same until i met leonard ma and kelvin. who became my best friends for the whole year. the 3 of us at the back of the class. i rmb the memories we had. the f fund. ( where if u said the f word u had to pay money), to the choking of the fan( peixuan and co would noe it very well), to kelvin asking some of the stupid stuff.( he once asked me and lenard ma..is there such a word as SEA. yah sea. beatty mah). not forgetting the day kelvin lost his pencil box, and he damn piss , then he fall down while siiting down and confiscate my sutff. then got me and kelvin stupid lame questions..( camille and peixuan were victims). the memories were alot. haha. when i think back. it was such a huge contrast to my first 3 months. i had 2 great friends. and nothing seemed to make jc 1 better. but all that was to change


the first time in jc1..i realise maybe i could be crazy. i rmb tao pok everyone in the water.but somehow, never got tao pok.tat is wad i calle dzhai

during jc2, we sat together again, but apparantly we were creating such a distubance that cause dour teacher to cahnge our seat. i was scared. yes. i barely interacted with anyone else. never said more than 50 words to any girl in our class in jc1. never realli talk to john they all. so i was preety much scared. i was assigned to sit next to darcie. but she too emo..so i then deceided to sit next to camille. then after a while. i was forced to sit next to sebas. then i damn piss then sit next to nigel. then from then on.it was the start of the new journey.


class cip at eunos.then after tat some of them went to my house. by this time, i have already interacted with everyone, and everyone knew i was crazy.



i never expected things to turn out the way it did. i made new friends.
nigel became my gd friend.
selene became my tight fren.
darcie became my emo friend.
joanna became my smurf fren.
sock became my (kanna irritated everyday by me )fren,
camille became my smiley fren,
peixuan became my jinx fren,
xinghow became my toilet fren,
zinc became my (wad the hell is brendon doing now) fren,
elton became my screamo fren.
caike became my (kanna bullied by brendon craziness everyday).
hwa became my (kanna molested by me fren)....


my gd frends. i cant believe i got more girl gd frens then boy gd frens. wad is the world becomeing too???but life in cj wouldnt be fun without them. so thank u my gd fren, emo fren, tight fren, best fren.


so yah. i made so many friends in sucha short time. so maybe i got to say thank u to our brilliant ms tay and mr wee. perhaps i underestimated their decision to change my position. i rmb the early days where i hated school. but now i love school. co severyone noes brendon is crazy. i actually think i am. how else can u explain a person who gets high without taking drugs. jsut give me screamo music and i get high.

yah this seems like a biography all about me. but the blog seems dead. so i jsut write about myself. some of u probably cant believe i was quiet in j1. but i like the crazy person i am today.