the above title was awesome. =P
here's how it turned out in said awesomeness.

11 am. nigel wakes up
[holey shit i can't find a picture of me sleeping is that bad? pls tag on board]
2 pm. nigel goes out to cineleisure to meet : Brendon, Joanna, Darcie, selene and someone pangseh us.


spot the pangseh ninja!

3 pm. watch movie. we bought donuts into the cinema to eat. but it was quite dumb cos we couldn't hide the donuts. so in the end we stuff the donuts into brendon's bag and carried it like it was some bomb and we were some taleban, but we accomplished the mission in the end. we watched wanted which was omg i just use five words starting with w. eh, it was very nice and exciting and made us feel like killing people. angelina jolie can curve bullets in a circle and kill 10 ppl in one shot (including herself which is retarded). dam zai.


5 pm. we went to apple shop to try to buy a ipod nano cover..? but it did not work because the covers all looked like shit. so we walked from cine to wheelock, but the covers there also look like shit. in conclusion, covers are shit, use socks, but not sock xian.


7 pm. selene call us and say, wtf la, i am dam far away at like serangoon gardens so come find me nao u nubs. so the 4 of us argued talked nicely for awhile and then we left for serangoon gardens. so we take mrt and then take bus, but the bus thing that show the timing jack us, and the bus 73 that was supposed to come did not come and the timing went from like 0 to 8018917234 minutes, in the process pissing us off and making us take taxi. i got in the front seat, and then suddenly, my gd friend brendon blindfold me with two dam smelly t-shirts, and i almost fainted but was strong enough to withstand it :D ok i couldn't resist saying that, sorry xD

8 plus. i am suddenly pushed out from the taxi and into the taxi again, i am now in trauma (apparently i moved from the front seat to the backseat!)

8 plus. out of the taxi and my blindfold is taken off and SURPRISE! i see lots of ppl standing in front of me. my brain takes super long to process it, i totally didn't expect that my friends and family would be there at the same time. ya so now, i remember that my family, simeon, pei xuan, sook xian, selene, darcie, joanna, jon, zinc, xinghao, leonard, simeon and brendon was there. :D
thanks ppl! my best birthday ever. and to the main planners, my sis, her boyfriend, selene and brendon, you guys are awesome, thanks! ^^

okay, i had a barney cake and luckily no one raped me. now i'll update the pictures as i get them *HINT TO YOU WHO HAS THE PICTURES*

as time passed, we played mahjong and ate food and suck air and played twister which was wooo fun then in the end, everyone went home. hope you guys had fun, cos i did =) now we got to study hard. pictures will come as soon as i get them

p.s. notice the timer.
that's the amount of time we have left? damn.


confirm.
next : where is the vid of a whole new world? i want post youtube i want to see

yea, and wtf is a toothbrush.

the long forgotten group pictures taken during batam! so here's a very extra person posting (don't worry about that gaybriel background - it was a test to see your reaction (: haha)


remember those kids we took pictures with? here's the first one, inside the classroom...













...and the second one, outside the classroom...














and finally...presenting the 2t18 synchronised swimming team!

















results are here!
clearly, hwa and camille has won!
congrats!




stay happy long time :)

yup, but since this poll falls around a few people mainly, i shall suan them

hwa - you have freaking 20 votes, that's like.. just alot. no wonder u are a flowerboy

2nd placing - TIE OMG

Zinc - 11 votes is like, 5 times the number of your valence electrons, jia you, you can catch up with hwa if u try harder

Camille - 11 votes, u are the highest ranked girl/boy in our class. now u can get the name flowerboy-girl cos your scandal ranked the highest together with flowerboy, so u are now flowerboy-girl.

now here is a video that zinc told me about. it is rather scandalous too, but the song is quite catchy.


okay that was retarded.
there's a new random poll, have fun!

a picture tells a thousand words. how true is those words. i shall start a new series where we spam jsut stupid photos..with stupid caption.



its camille.look at all those pearl white teeth. she is hungry for u. she wants u. yah. its quite stupid. i wanted to say she is a ___ ( 3 letter word, got XY chromosomes) but i shall not.she looks like a bit too white rite..tats becasue she uses sk2 facial whitening everyday. n dun u realise she looks like those yellow smiley face stickers. n do u realise her right eye is bigger than the left. that as because she is winking at u lah.duh. no photoshop was used to make her look white.


look..ms emo cut her fringe.u noe why darcie got fringe? becasue ah..?(ask zstre)look whats she holding.its a lovevly blue colour box. such a pretty item. well inside is the worlds smallest plastic bag.its stylish and comes in a box. if u dun noe wad it is. u r good. because it shows that u do not pollute the environment with small baby pastic bags.haha,it was a bday present to brendon from his stpats frens.in the end.it ended up in a bigger pastic bag, more thatn 1000 times bigger, it was called a rubbish bin.


now we have the two of them. both emoing.because brendon just masterminded the biggest hair painting session wil oil based paint. yes the paint that u use to paint walls at your house. look how emo they look. under the hot sun. nothing is worse for a girl to have her hair ruined.and checkout camille spiky hair. no gell or wax was use, the paint was used to style her hair, it certainy looks so cool. darcie hair was ruined, and she decided to cut it, n her fringe also.


okay.that is part 1. there is alot more.so just wait patiently, as i have to find all the stupid pictures. so hold on. this is onli done when got time














Its 30 May 2008, and it’s the morning of my bday eve. I didn’t have to plan any thing, as I had my click 5 to do stuff for me. I spend the morning chionging prison break and watching meet the Spartans and superhero movie. Although I only watch 30 min of each movie, cos they were so stupid. Then at 1 pm, I met my classmates in school, because we had to give the batam reflection to mr tan ho teck. There we stone like we usually did. Then we went to kallang leisure park. me, shaun, Arthur, Kelvin, Leonard, darcie, Joanna, someone, ang shen, hwa jie,Camille, Olivia. There we ate at this foodcourt, before stoniong for damn long and going to this sports shop then stone damn long also. Then meet, selene, Nigel, sock xian, zinc, xinghow . our class has this problem, where we always change ideas. Initially we want to go ice skating, but it was damn ex. Then we decided to go k box, but somehow it did not materialize. Then we wanted to watch movie, but the moment Joanna said watch movie, we told he no. Then we wanted to go to the cage to play soccer, but then all book. So in the end, after much stoning, we decided to go to parkway parade. To play pool and lan. There we walk up and down both on foot and on the lift. Then after that we went to katong shopping centre. There we went walking for them long searching everywhere for lan shop, but realize that most of the lan shop or close downFinally we found this shop. At that moment, half of us split up. Half were at parkway builder building playing pool, while the ones with me decided to play lan.


















This is where it gets interesting.

Lan isn’t want of my good things. In fact I barely play it, the last time I play counterstrike was last year, and I have no idea how to play dota. So it was no surprise that I was a freaking noob. I sat next to darcie, and it was a nightmare, u wouldn’t want to sit next to her. BEcvause ah!!!! Anyway, we played so many maps ah, and got some maps where the weapons on the floor rite. Then before I can take a gun, I am shot in the head, and im like wtf. Then got this gun look like mixture between uzi and pistol. And whenever I have that gun I can like kill 3 or 4 people in one shot. Then darcie would be like HAHAHAHAHAHAHIHIHHIIHAHHAAHIHHIIH, from soft to loud, like a posses woman. Then when I dun use that gun, because othere people snatch it away from me, I would die. Even with a machine gun, I am killed by a knife, I am freaking piss. However, we played for 2 h, before peixuan and Elton came, and we all wen tot eat katong laksa. There are 3 famous katong laksa, and we decied to go to the one that had aircon. There, we all ordered laksa.Only the smurf(Joanna decided to pang she us, and eat differnte type of laksa.) me and Camille ordered coconut, cos the one we had at batam sux like hell. The meat was solid . the juice was sour. This one was perfect. But stupid Camille dun noe how to eat coconut. Then everyone say bbbbbbb. Then click 5( me, Nigel, darcie, Joanna, selene) go this ulu part of katong shopping complex, where we found a spot ande took hell lot of random photos. Including girl and gay photos. People were staring at us. Then when we were all readyh to go. With Joanna taking her own sweer time in the toilet, that I had to go inside and throw water at her and off the light( it was latae, so got no body else in the toilet) t





Thebn I got surprise. Suddenly, I forgot who, put blindfold on me. Then ask me follow them, then some stupid ppl ask me jump over steps when got no steps, and I look like a freaking fool. Then after like very long we stop at the bus stop. Where there were Camille, zinc, peixuan, singhow, sock sian there. People who I tot left long ago. Wawd a surprise. For once, I was lost for words. The moment I had that collage of my pics I was for once dun noe wad to say. I really never expected it, and thnx to all those who played a part in making it. Maybe u guys should thank me because, being such a casmwhore, I help contribute so many photos to u all. Haha jkjk. Then got shirt. Emo shirt. Very nice. Thnx for it. U all now help kme expand my dark black emo closet. Then take somemore random photos now as a griup with the people there. Then I damn happy. Then I damn happy go home. Then I damn happy go home and sms me everyone to thank them. Then I damn happy go home and sms everyone to thank them and watch tv and slack.

Here are the photosssss. don't kill me please.
1) Hwa and Zinc

2) Hwa, Xinghao and Zinc(xh what happened to your mom!)

3) Nigel and Zinc

4) Elton and Amanda

5) Nigel and Camille

6) Nigel, Camille and Selene

7) Hwa and Camille (again?)



disclaimer: the photos were posed for, nothing really happened. and certainly not under the influence of alcohol.

sincere apologies for the blog lag. we know time is mana
since everyone but sebas was at batam, do we need to blog about it?
if your answer is no, click here
if it is yes, good for you

in any case, batam has a few distinct features.
1) you get to see this everyday

2) mary had a little lamb
3) mary had a linglong pau
4) batam smaller than singapore
5) only 800k ppl
6) mostly malay
7) most speak malay
8) they use hell notes big money there

9) woo


unfortunately since a few of us were not 18 yet not all of us drank.
yeah right.

that's why sex and booze is bad for you poor zinc

that's not all we did at batam though.
we worked alright.

uhhh oops
wait. ya we did work
okay, SOME WORKED(like brendon and nigel)



and some slacked

and ms tay was marking



and gabriel was in tight-fitting hot and spicey t-shirt which showed his adams and belmonts and chesters.

sexayyy

so, our basic routine was. wakeup-takebus-workslackworkslackeatworkslackwork-takebus-bathe-scrubpaint-eat-night study- drink(water)-sleep
woo
on the last day of work we play swimming and cultural exchange

swimming:


cultural exchange:(anyone knows who has the one with everyone in them?)



anyway this is us playing musical chairs with them, and xinghao got whacked by all the kids after he won. punishment for bullying kids.
but waaaaaaaaaaait. our beloved home tutors sang a duet =O
where: some fishy restaurant
what : A HOLEY NEW WORLD
who : just told you -.-
why : they felt happy
when : last day
how : use microphone



gotcha
relax, its not on youtube yet
what are we bargaining for? :P

project batam! here's all the people who went.

i'm sure we all had fun other than the food which was like shit not bad because we must be thankful for food.


thanks guys for all the fun we had there, hope we stay tight as a class like SOMEONE'S SHIRT.