kk brendon will do the suan-ing and i will report on what lame stuff we do in class today. today we write a lame story. it's damn lame cos it reads "lame story". even selene say its lame. so it must really be quite lame.
here it is:
Lame Story On 17th april 2008, everyone was sleeping in class. Even Zinc. Wth. So Brendon damn pissed. he say, "you all sleep like pig, i hate pig." and he walked off. As he was leaving the class, he swung open the door too hard, and it slam hard against the boy face. Then brendon screamed "hip hip hooray" Then he returned to the class. but everyone never wake up. So he took the boy hockey stick and started whacking his head. Then after the boy started saying random stuff, "i want sock myself, I'm a pretty girl. Yupi Gummi. Bear ooh scary." Then she died of fright. Then brendon kiss zinc and zinc wake up like a sleeping zinc. Zinc say, "i was under the spell of sock. Can't wake up until a pig hater kiss my zincky face. and hwahwa was a flower. and darcie is hil-ing-mi. Then hwa jie woke up, and took off his shirt, using the boy pen knife, cut out one of his abs and ate it. Then he said, "Camille camille, why u die. I love dead boys, now u make me love you. wtf xia." Then selene wake up and dance para-para and go back to sleep, and angshen eat protein. Suddenly, shaun yen walk into class and say I PES D ARH. then darcie happy, cos her name start with D. Yes, you join my team. Then sook xian say, "you got helmi wad" but darcie dao her. so sock damn piss. she tear brendon maths notes. Brendon damn piss. He take tennis racket and sliced off sock's head. Then shaun yen juggle the sock head and volley out of the window. Arthur say too good too good and chase shaun around the class. He got pissed and shout i'm KING kwan TEK OK. NOT TEK kwan but KWAN TEK. Hello nice to meet you, coooooooooooooonfirm. Elton then jump on him like a xiao bai tu and say. I hate Taiwan, cos they hate rabbit. But leonard say that they love horse, so he jump on Elton. Then Kelvin say, I want ride horse, and jump on leonard. Then sebas say, "Kelvin kelvin~~" and jump in. Then all jump in. and it became a taupok. Caike ate the taupok. and had diarrhoea.
k you can see la. its wtf. so right, we're not the writers, cos we not lame until 70s or 80s.
anyway we ask ppl what was their favourite part of the story. turns out caike: when shaun kick sock's head out the window darcie:when my name came out selene: when my name came out sook xian: when caike ate the taupok camille: When hwajie started loving me When shaun juggle sock sebas head and kick it out the window. Oh shit, was it you sook xian? sorry sorry. hwa: when i fall in love with camille zinc : wth
so its quite obvious who likes who which part of the story ok.
lastly, www.wikipedia.com for all those who worship zinc need to know information.
p.s. top of the world by carpenters ^______________________________________^
-- ALL THE EXAMS OF YOUR LIFE OVER!
-- BIRTHDAYS WE DIDN'T UPDATE =O SORRY LOL.
Happy Birthday Joanna - 3rd October
Happy Birthday Amanda - 13th October
Happy Birthday Camille - 17th October
Happy Birthday Shaun - 17th October
Happy Birthday Simeon - 4th November
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